a blog dedicated to the wonderful mr. burnie burns of rooster teeth productions.


Burnie Burns: We couldn’t afford to paint a blue screen, but we can make it blue thanks to the miracle of…

Burnie Burns: We couldn’t afford to paint a blue screen, but we can make it blue thanks to the miracle of…

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— Burnie Burns (Drunk Tank #27)

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karnzter:

Here come the Rooster Teeth Men In Black: birthday boy Gavin and Burnie are currently at New York City for the Men In Black 3 premiere.

They’re so damn dapper. This is the first time I see Gavin in a suit (and he looks handsomely sexy great on it), and that’s a fantastic way to celebrate your 24th birthday.

— Burnie Burns (Drunk Tank #110)

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karnzter:

If only Burnie’s ‘breaking down the door in the middle of the night and waking everyone up ‘cause he couldn’t remember if he stored the shotgun shells safely’ system was an acceptable wake up call.

Jack: My Dad never went to college, so my parents were really happy when I graduated.
Burnie: Why would your Mom be ultra proud? She went to college.
Gus: Yeah but she doesn't have a dick.
Matt: She assumed the worst about her son!
*mild laughter*
Burnie: She went to Texas State so she probably got a few.
*all hell breaks loose*
Burnie: It's sort of my get out of Griffon free card.
Geoff: I wish I had one of those.
— Burnie Burns (Drunk Tank #58)

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imaginmation:

I hid this doodle of the Horse Puncher on Disneyland’s Main Street. It’s in the mailbox by that door in the pictures. If you find it, it’s yours.

— Burnie Burns (x)

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Gus: How did they ever go out of business?
Burnie: Because they suck dick.
Burnie: They suck dick so badly, they suck dick at sucking dick.

karnzter:

Roleplaying lady clubgoer Gus is currently my favorite RTAA Gus.

Burnie: Gavin stop shooting me!
Gavin: I actually thought you were a zombie that time.
Burnie: I'M A HUGE BLACK DUDE!
Gavin: You've never seen a huge black zombie?

kami391:

Burnie Makes Mess